dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We talked him into tasing himself.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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