he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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