I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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