Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Its about making memories worth repressing
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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