talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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