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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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