I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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