I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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