Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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