New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
She needs sedatives and a leash
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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