He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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