I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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