so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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