like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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