Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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