the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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