Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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