nut hugger
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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