I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize