Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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