what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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