Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
