i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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