Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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