Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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