just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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