It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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