did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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