bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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