My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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