is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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