Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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