Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My ass is underappreciated
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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