That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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