So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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