dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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