I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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