um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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