he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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