I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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