So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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