Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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