Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Couch. On fire.
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