do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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