Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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