they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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