Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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