I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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