Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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