Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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