I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Those nachos came to me in a dream
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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