i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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