I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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