Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just had sex on a roof
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Pants are for mortals
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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